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Apr 23, 2005, 04:39 PM // 16:39
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: Apr 2005
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Stupidest fortune cookies ever!
What's the dumbest fortune cookie you've ever gotten?
I got this one just yesterday from Panda Express, And it says "If you cannot find wisdom within, try the Internet." Post a few fortune cookie sayings that you've gotten. |
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Apr 23, 2005, 04:49 PM // 16:49
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: in your closet...er....i mean
Guild: Dragon Assassins
Profession: W/Mo
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well my mom got one that said she was gonna go bank roubt (correct spelling?) the person writing it prob thought it was a god thing
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Apr 23, 2005, 05:01 PM // 17:01
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Apr 2005
Guild: The Illuminati
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"Your a prefectionist. Don't spoil it."
Let's hope it's right...  --Ginko |
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Apr 23, 2005, 05:16 PM // 17:16
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: Mar 2005
Guild: Knights Templar
Profession: W/E
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"If the shoe fits, its probably your size"
"Fight to the end, even if you don't make it, you tried hard" |
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Apr 24, 2005, 04:04 PM // 16:04
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Boston Ma.
Guild: Is That Your Build[HaHa]
Profession: P/W
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"see other fortune cookie"
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Apr 24, 2005, 04:08 PM // 16:08
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Jungle Guide
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: No Idea
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"you've got sars"
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Apr 24, 2005, 04:28 PM // 16:28
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Chicago
Guild: Storm Haven
Profession: N/
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I was going to swap out the fortune in a fortune cookie with "A very attractive girl will ask you to Turn About." and give it to my boyfriend, but I kept smushing the fortune and breaking the cookies. I eventually just gave up after about 8 cookies.
One of the fortunes I pulled out while I was doing this was: "Your industrious nature leads to great things." |
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Apr 24, 2005, 06:44 PM // 18:44
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Rawr.
Join Date: Apr 2005
Guild: Read or Die Stooge Forum
Profession: W/
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The trick to actual fortunes you get is to add "in bed" to the end of them. I've come up with some pretty funny ones. Try it the next time you eat out.
EDIT: It works on a few currently in the thread. "Your a prefectionist. Don't spoil it." "Fight to the end, even if you don't make it, you tried hard" "Your industrious nature leads to great things." Last edited by Slade xTekno; Apr 24, 2005 at 06:47 PM // 18:47.. |
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Apr 24, 2005, 06:45 PM // 18:45
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Ripon, Wisconsin
Guild: IVEX
Profession: Mo/
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What the hell, my friend just told me that...I live in chinese restaurant and now I'll look in our boxes of fortune cookies for amusement.
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Apr 24, 2005, 06:59 PM // 18:59
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Apr 2005
Profession: W/
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"Help, I'm being held prisoner in a fortune cookie factory"
actually, my last cookie said, "Let the world be filled with tranquillity and goodwill." My first though...uh, what am I doing to stop it? |
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